CREEPUS vs PRETEND I'M NOT HERE: Washed Out Black Hat Comparison
By Dripface Stour | Published: 2026-11-01
Category: Comparisons
Compare CREEPUS and PRETEND I'M NOT HERE washed out black hats on art, price, and fit. See which graphic hat suits your style and head size.
Quick answer
Choose CREEPUS if you want a slightly cheaper hat with a published size range and a more cryptic graphic; choose PRETEND I'M NOT HERE if you prefer a bold statement phrase and don't need a listed fit range. Both are unstructured 100% cotton twill hats with an antique brass snap buckle.
Art and message: cryptic vs. declarative
The main difference is the embroidered artwork. CREEPUS carries a washed-out embroidered graphic that reads as more abstract, while PRETEND I'M NOT HERE displays a clear phrase and lettering taken from Dripface's piece titled 'Pretend.' If you want your hat to start conversations without spelling out a mood, CREEPUS is the quieter flex; if you like wearable text that makes a direct statement, PRETEND does that job.
Both are original art by Dripface, so the choice comes down to whether you prefer a graphic that rewards a second look or one that communicates immediately.
Price and value
At catalog price, CREEPUS is USD 22.08 and PRETEND I'M NOT HERE is USD 19.84, both marked down from a USD 32.00 comparison price. That makes PRETEND the lower-cost option by a small margin, while CREEPUS costs a little more for its distinct graphic. Neither price includes any extras beyond the hat itself, and both ship separately from other items in the shop, so factor that into your order planning.
Fit information: one has a published range, the other doesn't
CREEPUS lists a one-size fit range of 18 1/2–23 1/4 inches, plus measurements for brim and crown depth, which lets you check against a hat you already own. PRETEND I'M NOT HERE does not list a size guide in the supplied catalog, so if you need precise measurements before buying, CREEPUS is the safer bet. Both share the same unstructured cotton twill construction and antique brass snap buckle, so the adjustment style is the same once the hat is on your head.
Key trade-offs to weigh
- Art style: CREEPUS offers a more abstract embroidered graphic; PRETEND I'M NOT HERE uses readable phrase lettering from Dripface's 'Pretend' piece. Pick the one whose message you want to wear daily.
- Price: PRETEND I'M NOT HERE is USD 19.84 versus USD 22.08 for CREEPUS, both discounted from USD 32.00. If budget is the deciding factor, PRETEND wins by a small margin.
- Fit certainty: CREEPUS lists a 18 1/2–23 1/4 inch one-size range; PRETEND does not publish a size guide. If you can't try before buying, CREEPUS gives you more to go on. Measure your head circumference before ordering either hat if you're between sizes.
Product facts at a glance
- PRETEND I'M NOT HERE - washed out black hat: 100% cotton twill, unstructured, with an antique brass metal snap buckle; embroidered phrase from Dripface's 'Pretend' piece. Breathable cotton and a packable unstructured crown suit casual daily wear, and the snap buckle adjusts without a bulky strap.
PRETEND I'M NOT HERE - washed out black hat - CREEPUS - washed out black hat: One-size fit range of 18 1/2–23 1/4 inches, 100% cotton twill, unstructured, antique brass snap buckle. The published range lets you measure your head or an existing hat to confirm fit before ordering.
CREEPUS - washed out black hat
Which washed out hat should you buy?
Best for
- Shoppers who want a published size range before buying
- Fans of abstract, conversation-starting embroidery
- Buyers who prefer a slightly higher-priced graphic with a cryptic edge
Not for
- Shoppers who want a clear readable message on their hat
- Budget-first buyers who want the lowest price of the two
- Anyone who needs a structured or stiff-brim hat
